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Rejoice, beneficiaries of divine wisdom! Here in waking life, our pilgrim Elophina Putscholex has established accord between her own parturition and that of the Coelobonese wasp recalled from visionary disclosures. As foreseen, our secret medicines have enabled her to lay an egg external to her body. The incubation now proceeds — spurred by those blessed leaves identical to the microcosmic nest!
We hope and expect that further correspondences emerge between the Island Kingdom’s organisms and our own essence. Remember, always: In sleep, strive past the third shroud! In daylight, be vigilant! Let our piety and vision bring glory to Euxinova!